The Ride
Tentacles grabbing
At every nerve
Making me question
My personal verve.
Guts tighten wildly
Sensing that fall,
While standing in line
Anticipating it all.
I'm anxiously counting
Heads in the stack
Hoping we get
A seat in the back.
One hand on the head
Of my girl and boy
Pondering my decision
To ride this toy.
They seem okay
Smiling with delight,
With no visible sense
Of their Daddy's fright.
Oh my God,
The lines getting shorter.
Count again to verify
The diminishing order.
It's looking good
A small victory at trial,
With that final count,
I manage a smile.
A seat in the back,
It does appear.
Counting paid off
As the front grows near.
Standing in position
Next to the gate
A long arm extends,
"Sir, please wait."
With beads on my brow
And face turning red,
He exclaims, quite loudly
"Please, go to the front instead."
His hand pointing forward
What could I say?
The kids ran ahead
Yelling, Hooray! Hooray!
I sat in the seat
With a whimpering plea
As the bar plummeted down
Across all our knees.
I looked to the right
Seeing my wife in the crowd.
With that big sheepish grin
I knew she was proud.
Her arm in the air
A raise of her thumb
I knew she was thinking,
Boy is he dumb.
Then a clitter and clatter
My heart skipped a beat
I pushed myself abruptly
Down in my seat.
The car pointed to heaven
And I started to stare
At nothing in front
But solid blue air.
As we ascended
Higher and higher,
The anticipation of fall
Lit my anxiety on fire.
Then all at once
The bottom fell out
All I could hear
Were screams and shouts.
No sound from me.
No air in my lungs.
The car continued
To effortlessly plunge.
Just as I began
To regain my nerve,
The car leaned sharply
As it took the first curve.
Oh Good Lord,
What the heck!
I thought my head
Would snap off my neck.
With no time to think
Or even frown
I found myself
Completely up-side-down.
At that point
I had given in
With knuckles white
And knees at my chin.
The rest of the ride
Was no big deal
With the numbness inside
There was nothing to feel
The car rolled gently
To a full and complete stop.
The bar rose smoothly
Out the kids hopped.
We escaped unharmed.
With knees feeling weak,
I walked straight ahead
Unable to speak.
Only seconds later
My peace would shatter
As I heard familiar voices
Over the wild fair clatter.
Confronted with the cutest
Of childish grins,
"Oh Daddy, please
Can we do it again?"
There in front of me,
With the widest of smiles,
Stood my wife saying calmly,
"I don't mind waiting awhile."
Bolts of lightning
Darting from my eyes
Piercing her brain
And darkening the skies
It became clear
Who was having the fun.
It was my wife,
My daughter, and my son.